I make shit up for money

I've written campaigns, scripts, articles, case studies, customer stories and more marketing emails than any human should ever have to write. But whatever I'm writing, I try to remember one thing: there's always a human on the other end with absolutely no obligation to give a shit about what I'm saying. My job is to give them a reason to.

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